Category Archives: Troma

The Worst of Troma?

While reading through the Wikipedia entry for Croaked: Frog Monster from Hell (aka Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake under a new title), I noticed the following comment:

“In his book All I Need to Know about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Troma president Lloyd Kaufman lists this film as one of the five worst Troma films ever made (along with The Capture of Bigfoot, also directed by Bill Rebane).” Searching for “worst” in the Amazon preview for the book even backed up this claim. Intrigued, I decided to see if I could find the other three.

It was pretty easy to find Curse of the Cannibal Confederates, also known as The Curse of the Screaming Dead. It’s also known as being a gored-up remake of the worst movie ever made, A Night of Horror. Although he doesn’t flat-out say that it’s one of the “big five,” Lloyd Kaufman’s numerous comments regarding Big Gus, What’s the Fuss? make it very easy to tell that it is.

But after that discovery, the online trail went cold. Troma fans apparently think that Fortress of Amerikkka is the worst, but I could not find anything that indicated Mr. Kaufman felt the same way. Although his comments that The Girl Who Returned is “boring” and that “if you put two monkeys in a room with movie cameras they will make The Girl Who Returned in twelve days” seem to indicate it is one of the worst, his later comment that it’s one of the Troma library’s “overlooked stars” shoots that theory to hell.

So what is the final film in the list of Troma’s “bottom five?” I wish I could say that I knew the answer. Hopefully one of our loyal readers will give me the answer. It will be interesting to see if it was actually made by Troma or if it was an outside production that they bought the rights to (like the first three titles I discovered).

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